Registry of Lost and Found, 14/07/2016

This is a message from the Registry of Lost and Found. In the last month, the following objects have been left in our care:

  • An explosion larger than the largest of fusion nuclear bombs, frozen in a constant time field. The energy is piling up into a very small space. If freed, it could destroy half the continent.
  • Ashes from a destroyed magic wand, being inspected by two overzealous copyright lawyers. They seem to be taking way too many notes. They don’t respond to any name or call.
  • The corpse of Deborah Peterson, this time dead for real.
  • A pair of legs running around and stumbling against everything, carrying part of a body around. Looks like a decapitated chicken.
  • A torso that is trying to carry itself around by pulling itself with the arm. Unlike the other half of its body, it looks more like a worm that has been run over by a car.
  • A toaster.
  • The Machete of Doom, abandoned in the middle of a pile of rubble.
  • A crack into the very being of reality, an opening in space and time, a wound against common sense, from which a bit of Everything is sipping into the Registry of Lost and Found. The crack is growing at a rate of 1 inch every two weeks.

These and other objects can be found at the Registry of Lost and Found. If you have lost any object, please, come visit us at the Old Creek district, next to the Caliph’s Palace.

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Registry of Lost and Found, 16/06/2016

This is a message from the Registry of Lost and Found. In the last month, the following objects have been left in our care:

  • An empty package of fries. It’s 2 metres long and 3 metres tall. Opened in one side.
  • The director of the Registry, lost and terrified, trying to hide in between the planes that keep changing every second.
  • An illegal Jane Austen book collection. Includes Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility and other lessen known works like The Grimoire of all things demonic, first edition, pages made of skin. Species of the skin donor for this book: unidentified, doesn’t belong to this plane.
  • A set of barbecue tools, all new and shiny in their original cases, all rusty and used and in disorder, all of these things at the same time.They choose one state over the other when observed, but the properties are dual.
  • Sword of Justice that fell over Gomorra, has angelic powers.
  • A presence that lurks in the dark, following the director of the Registry office everywhere.
  • John Fier, owner of the bar, paralyzed in space and time as he tries to evade an attack.
  • A set of pink male underwear, brown from use.
  • The corpse of Deborah Peterson, possessed by the Machete of Doom, trying to kill John Fier.

These and other objects can be found at the Registry of Lost and Found. If you have lost any object, please, come visit us at the Old Creek district, next to the Caliph’s Palace.

Registry of Lost and Found, 19/05/2016

This is a message from the Registry of Lost and Found. In the last month, the following objects have been left in our care:

  • A pink cardigan, with demonic inscriptions all around it.
  • What looks like the horn of a unicorn. It’s long, brilliant and has strong magical properties.
  • A father, about 48 years of age, graying hair on the sides, receding hairline in the forehead. He has brown eyes and wears glasses. Responds to the name Mike, and says that he works as a quality assurance engineer.
  • A toaster.
  • A convertible umbrella. It can turn into a fully loaded machine gun with a grenade launcher add-on. Black colour, discrete looking.
  • An almost complete set of magical tools for beginners. Has an inscription from Fiery Creek Elementary.

These and other objects can be found at the Registry of Lost and Found. If you have lost any object, please, come visit us at the Old Creek district, next to the Caliph’s Palace.