Neighbours of Fiery Creek, 10/11/2016

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From D3. Everyone, I am the only Doris that is left. I think that someone has been hunting on us.

From Frank. Here we go again. Get ready for the corpse, @Eleanor.

-> Liked by Sean and Ryan.

From Rita. OMG, @D3, that’s horrible! Someone needs to stop this! My thoughts and prayers are with you.

From Denna. Guys, I need help, and this is serious. I’m trapped inside the house and my sister is trying to kill me. I am going to fight her, but I don’t want to injure her. The police doesn’t respond, so please, send some help.

From D3. Excuse, but I think that my problem is far more important. Would you please give some consideration to me? I don’t think it’s asking that much.

From Liza. Uze ze vater zpell zat you taught uz. Bitchez don’t like to get vet, @Denna.

-> Liked by Denna.

From Denna. Thank you, @Liza! I think it worked!

From D3. Thank you, @Rita.

From Alex. Hey, @Denna, if you’ve managed to immobilize her, would you take her to my office? I think your sister needs therapy. First month is free.

From Denna. Really, @Alex? Thank you! I’ll take her right away.

From D3. You are all a bunch of insensitive bastard. Can’t you give me the least bit of attention? I have real issues here! Someone is going to hunt on me and kill me!

The account @D3 has been deleted because it’s user has deceased.

From Frank. Oh, wow. Someone was actually hunting on them. Now you need to find the culprit, @Eleanor.

From Eleanor. As if I didn’t have enough work already, @Frank. I’m working on regularizing some alien immigrants.

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Neighbours of Fiery Creek, 13/10/2016

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From D4. Dear neighbours, this is an emergency. A call for help. I am being followed around town, and I have an ominous feeling about it. I think someone is attempting to murder me. Please, help.

From Alex. What’s going on, @Doris? Have you called @police_official_for_realz_this_time_2?

From police_official_for_realz_this_time_2. We are onto you, @D4. What’s your exact location?

From D4. I’m hiding in the ruins of my home. I think I have managed to lose them, @police_official_for_realz_this_time_2.

From Sean. @Alex what’s going on?

From Alex. Apparently Doris is being followed by someone, police is onto it, @Sean.

From police_official_for_realz_this_time_2. @D4, stay there, we have sent a patrol to get you.

From Liza. @D4, I’m going back home, I can zee ze car zpeeding to our ztreet!

From D4. It’s taking too long! She is approaching! Tell them to drive fast, @police_official_for_realz_this_time_2!

From Alex. Hide in the tunnels, @D4! Don’t stay there!

From Frank. Holy shit, Doris is gonna get killed before these assholes ever get there! Seems like you are going to have to go pick up her corpse and do the legal procedures, @Eleanor.

-> Liked by Ryan.

From Eleanor. It’s not funny, @Frank.

From Eleanor. Also, how are you writing here, @Frank? Your hooves shouldn’t let you!

From D4. I can’t hear the siren, @police_official_for_realz_this_time_2. Are you sure they had the right direction?

From police_official_for_realz_this_time_2. We’ve sent them to Sinno street in the Petunia district.

From Liza. Ze car haz exploded! I’m taking care of ze injured agentz.

From Alex. @D4, is everything OK?

From D4. She is coming. I have no escape! Hel

From Frank. Yeah, I think whoever was following her got her for real.

The account @D4 has been deleted because it’s user has deceased.

From Frank. There you go.

Neighbours of Fiery Creek, 15/09/2016

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From D1. Dear neighbours, I know that many of you will be surprised by this, but recent events force me to announce this in public. The account called @D belongs to me, Doris Waters, founder and director of the Neighbourhood Watch association. For some reason that I cannot understand, I have been banned from that account, and will now be using this one. But that is not the announcement that I need to make. What I need to tell all of you is that several imitators have appeared in town. Those women look like me, speak like me, act like me. But they are not the real deal. I am the real one. I repeat. I AM THE REAL ONE. Don’t believe anything that they say.

From Rita. I think it’s very brave of you to reveal your identity just like that, @D1. I totally did not expect it. I think there was no clue whatsoever to know that you were Doris.

From Sean. [Insert Sarcasm here] Wow, totally didn’t expect that revelation, @D, @D1.

From D4. Do not believe anything that @D1 says. She is a fake. I am the real Doris Waters.

From D8. Neither @D1 nor @D4 are the real Doris Waters, I am. They are both lying about being the founders and directors of the Neighbourhood Watch.

From Sean. Wait, I’m actually confused now. How many Doris Waters are there?

From Alex. All of this Doris business sounds like a mess to me…

-> Liked by Sean.

From Rita. It’s simple, @Sean. @D1, @D4 and @D8 all are Doris Waters.

From Sean. That makes three different people claiming that the others are not Doris Waters. That doesn’t make any sense, @Rita.

From Jenn. Quantitators came to check on my power levels. Guess those gym hours were worth the effort! 😀

From Alex. I’m so proud of you, @Jenn! Congrats!

From Mayor. ” lricbw 2@e 569-

From Liza. Guys, my family and I were on a mining trip down the tunnels and found out about the heatwave. We are going to solve this soon.

From Sarah. Must’ve been one hell of a long trip, town has been literally burning for a couple of weeks now, @Liza.

-> Liked by Sean.

From Jude. We don’t need no magic of yours to solve this town’s problems, you Russian pig @Liza. Go back to your country and let us REAL AMERICANS solve our problems.

-> This comment was reported by Alex and 7 more.

Neighbours of Fiery Creek, 04/08/2016

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From D. Dear neighbours, I am part of the Neighbourhood Watch association that takes care of town, and I am writing this message because our organization needs some funding. As you may know, our security system was taken down recently by some powerful magic. We would like to put it back together, but, as you know, there are many of us in this organization and our finds are quite tight. We would thank any contribution towards the security of our people. Please, if you want to contribute to the community, send a generous donation to this Kickstarter fundraiser. We will really appreciate any help that you an give us.

From Sean. Doris trying to act like her neighbourhood watch is a big organization… @D, don’t overdo it. Nobody cares about your gossiping infrastructure.

From 3l1as. Hi, Elias here. My previous account was also deleted. Contact me here now, please.

From 3l1as. This account has been deleted by the administrator.

From Jude. To all of the members of ANUS, we are going to gather at Walpurgis street today for our usual activities. Bring the usual materials.

From Tina. @D, I have contributed to your Kickstarter. @Sean I don’t know why you say this is Doris Waters. She has repeatedly stated that she is not Doris. Why would she lie?

From Liza. I knew it! People like @Jude and @Greg_Fer are ze onez who are harazzing uz! Thiz needz to ztop!

From Rita. @Liza, that is a very strong accusation. You need to back up claims with proof.

From 37ia5_72. Hi, this is Elias again, this is my new account.

From D. Hi, @Tina, thank you for your contribution. We really appreciate it and we will give it a good use. Also, thank you for defending our identity. We are not Doris. I mean, Doris is the founder and leader of the Neighbourhood Watch, but that doesn’t mean that it’s all about her, or her gossiping. It’s all about the community.

-> Reposted by Tina. See, @Sean? I’ve told you so. It’s an organization that wants to help the community!

From Alex. Are you kidding me, @Rita? It’s even been on the paper! @Liza, I will go help!

From 37ia5_72. This comment has been deleted for its graphic content.

From Rita. And since when do we consider the media to be a good barometer of what’s going on in the community, @Alex? We all know that some news get exaggerated, or that they don’t give coverage about some other news. For example, I didn’t know about the war between Konulanga and Wawakiki in Africa, because the media has heavily censored the coverage of these news! But thanks to the information given to me in ANUS pamphlets now I know about it!

From Jude. Yes, that’s right, @37ia5_72. Trans-species people can only exist through the intervention of magic, which creates an anomalous and unnatural situation. The usual thing is to be born in one species and die as part of that species. It’s against natural law to shift into another species. In fact, some people who do this get addicted. A good friend of mine is changing species every single week, without staying in one. He says “he is looking to find his identity”. I think that the problem is that he is confused.

From Alex. Those countries don’t even exist! @Rita, you cannot believe just any bullshit that they tell you!

From Rita. Oh, you say that because you still don’t know the truth, @Alex. You have been brainwashed into believing what the media tells you. You need to get freed from this. I did it thanks to ANUS.

From Jenn. @Jude, that’s so insensitive. What’s natural about humans building and creating tools? We have the right to choose what we want to be, and saying otherwise is trying to restrict our freedom!

From Alex. That sounds like you’ve joined a cult, @Rita, and it’s really creeping me out.

From Eleanor. I’ve been doing some reading, and it seems that the Town Council actually DOES NOT have any power whatsoever to decide who gets a nomination for the elections or not. So, in reality, it doesn’t matter if the Council does not want Vee to be a candidate for the Mayoral elections, he can if he wants to. Please, spread the word.

->  Reposted by Alex. @Eleanor, that’s such a good piece of news! I’ll share it all over my social media!

Neighbours of Fiery Creek, 07/07/2016

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From admin. The site went down yesterday. There were several unexplained problems and the piskies somehow managed to destroy our hard drives. After panicking for several hours over how to explain this problem and solve it, the coffee guy suggested we check the backup. Now we are running on safe mode, trying to discover what the problem actually was. You better be patient or else we will just stop doing this.

From Elias_2. This is Elias. My previous account has been deleted, you can now contact me through this one.

From Tina. Hey, the site went down yesterday, right? @admin

From admin. Yes, @Tina. Please, read the comment that starts this thread.

From Sean. @Tina is the town’s turtle.

From Greg_Fer. Piskies, you say. Another of those unnatural magical phenomenons that should be banned from this town. They were probably used by some of the magic user of this town.

From Jude. You are so right, @Greg_Fer. People like Mamma Luca and John Fier are running this town with magic and terror. But it’s townsfolk like @D and @Greg_Fer who are the real heroes of this town. Let’s get back control!!!

From Elias_2. This comment has been deleted for containing a racial slur.

From Tina. You mean because I’m strong and resistant, @Sean? 😀

From Sarah. Not really, @Tina…

From Alex. That makes no sense, @Jude. Magic happens in our town whether we use it or not. These people have saved town from complete disaster several times. Show them some respect.

From Jude. @Alex you are one of those people who believe the lies of the establishment. They have brainwashed you all of your life into believing that you need them. See the facts. We are better off without them.

From Rita. I have nothing against Mamma Luca, John Fier, or any other magical user, but to be fair, I have to agree with @Greg_Fer and @Jude. Magic is bad for my business, and I’d rather there were no magic users in town.

From Alex. @Jude, like how they got rid of the Eldritch abomination, or sealed off the Registry of Lost and Found? Those are only two examples of the last few weeks. Give them the credit they deserve.

From Alex. @Rita, how can you say that? You are a magic user yourself, and most of your clients come from magic time travelling!

From Rita. @Alex but I choose not to use magic. Also, if those magical tourists don’t come, others will.

From Elias_2. This comment has been deleted for graphic insults against trans-alligator people.

From Alex. But no other tourists will come! If you don’t get magical tourists your business will die out, @Rita! Don’t you understand?

From Jude. @Rita, don’t believe the lies that @Alex is spreading. The truth is that magic users only harm town.

From Jenn. How can you say that, @Elias_2? That is so insensitive! I feel so sad that there are still people like you.

From Liza. Don’t bother, @Alex. Theze people won’t lizten.

From Alex. But then it will be like Brexit all over again, @Liza! We have to say something!

From Elias_2. This account has been deleted by the administrator.

From A. Most of you probably won’t see or even remember this message. I’m sorry about the recent events in town. Reality is being messed up with. Yesterday’s problems with this site were also part of it. Dangerous times are coming, and great challenges are coming forward. Be brave.

Neighbours of Fiery Creek, 09/06/2016

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From Ba’al, Prince of Hell. @Andrew, I know it’s not your shift but Sam cannot make it this weekend because she had a family emergency and has to go to the Astral Plane of Suck, so I’ll need you to walk the black goat this Saturday.

From Jenn. This is going to be super difficult, but I need to come out the way I am, be truthful to myself. You guys used to know me as Jennifer, the girl working in the Post Office, but now I’m actually an alligator. There it goes.

From Alex. Oh, we had already noticed @Jenn.

From Mayor. OMG guys, Barbados is like AMAZING, you should totally come visit some day.

From M. Luca. This week all pizzas are on offer in Mama Luca’s Pizza House! You buy one, get one free! Come anytime until Sunday closing time and enjoy the real Italian pizza.

From M. Luca. This week all pizzas are on offer in Mama Luca’s Pizza House! You buy one, get one free! Come anytime until Sunday closing time and enjoy the real Italian pizza.

From admin. Please, do not send spam through this forum. Spam will be marked off and, if the user persists, a blood curse will be placed om them. You have been warned.

From Jenn. @Alex O.M.G. How did you know? Thank you for all of the support, coming out as an alligator is not easy at all!!!!!

From Elias. This comment has been reported as spam.

From Alex. @Jenn mostly the scales.

From John. We dhwq4&2 trapped ďį $2źa Lost and Found. 发展 bodies …/syntax err! dimension {£ejw>iņ help

From Erin. John! We’re doing our best to go rescue you! Be strong, we’ll be there soon!

From D. John, another reminder that your garden does not fit the standards of the Petunia District. This is going to be the last warning, after this I’ll need to take legal action.

From Liza. Doreez, are you ztupid? The man iz clearly trapped in anozer dimenzion or zomezing!

From D. I’m not Doris!

From Liza. Whazever…

Neighbours of Fiery Creek, 12/05/2016

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From D. near the centre. John, I have gone through your garden again. I have already told you that you should get ready of those horrible cacti that you have there and should plant petunias, like everyone else in our street. If you don’t change them soon, I’ll be forced to call the police to take disciplinary action.

From John. Doris, shut up with your f*cking petunias already. I’ve told you countless times that nothing else grows in this area. Deal with it, and get rid of those dead plants in your front yard.

From D. near the centre. This is not Doris. Also, you could be a little more polite in your responses. My comment was just for the good of the community.

From Liza. Of courze it’s Doreez. You are zo annoying wiz the flowerz. Thiz iz the dezert, juzt get uzed to it.

From Dom. Definitely Doris.

From Ryan. It’s Doris, obviously.

From D. near the centre. I’ve said I am not Doris! Customs are to be respected. Petunias have been grown in our street for the last 25 years, and that’s how things work. Immigrants and young people like you should get accustomed to the customs of the community you join, not destroy them.

From Eleanor. Doris, please. Calm down.

From BHKFWEHGERN. Found a toaster, is anyone interested?

From Ba’al, Prince of Hell. Andrew, remember that you are on duty this weekend. Make sure to clean the black goat’s cage, and feed it the organic grass. Also, primaries tomorrow. Make sure you all vote for the right candidate, SATAN! ALL HAIL SATAN!

From Minion of the Dark Warlock Overlord. Satan is corrupt! He may have fallen, but he is actually an angel, you shouldn’t vote for him! If you want real evil, as marked by the American tradition, you should vote for the DARK WARLOCK OVERLORD!!!