Fiery Creek Public Service Announcements, 05/10/2016

The following Public Service Announcement has been made public by Town Council on the 5th October 2016. Its aim is to let citizens know that:

  1. So… yeah… we didn’t know about that security function and… we’ve fucked up. This is the gist of it: we are in a superadvanced spaceship 50,000 parsecs away from the planet, heading towards some other galaxy extremely far from our own (and we also think that we might be in another universe), trapped with limited supplies in a trip off to who knows where. Also, the spaceship is in auto-pilot and, not only do we not understand how to use such advanced technology, but also there’s no way to break it or override it. Conclusion: we’re going wherever this thing takes us. We can still send these messages, which is good, but… Also, we are trapped in here with Doris Waters. She seems to be ditzier than usual, in a harmless kind of way, which is… weird. We’ve checked her up and she has a 1 tattooed to the back of her neck, but otherwise seems to be her.
  2. We can’t warn you of any news or organize any events, so we will just use this space to tell you about our adventures and make sure that you all know about our well-being, as we think that you are probably all very worried. Actually, we’ve thought about it and keeping this name and using a calendar don’t make any sense anymore, so we will probably call this something else, right now we’ve settled for: “The Council’s Epic Adventure through the Universe”.

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