The following Public Service Announcement has been made public by Town Council on the 21st September 2016. Its aim is to let citizens know that:
- The heatwave has been successfully taken care of, thanks to citizens who were not Vitor Vico. We would like to repeat that. It was not Vitor Vico who solved this problem. We don’t really care who did it, but we do care that it wasn’t him. Yes, you will say all of that shit about him being busy taking care of the monsters that were living in the underground, and all of that multiple Doris Waters situation, but we don’t care about that. Just making sure that you understand that, this time, Vitor Vico, also known as Vee, wasn’t your saviour.
- Due to the previously mentioned heatwave, Bloody Christmas 1999 melted and all of the super aggressive and highly deadly citizens that were trapped in there have come to town looking for prey. Hope you are ready for a fight, because the Police – which has finally come back after it had disappeared for several months – and the Town Council authorities are going to do absolutely nothing about this. Hope you survive.
- The Town Council had expected certain dangerous asphyxiating plant to die in the sun of the heatwave, but surprisingly the humongous plant is healthy and growing stronger than ever. Look, we are not going to lie anymore: taking care of that plant is going to be a suicide mission. But else people are going to die. A lot of people.