The following Public Service Announcement has been made public by Town Council on the 10th August 2016. Its aim is to let citizens know that:
- In what might be the last Public Service Announcement that we make, or is ever made, we would like to announce that the Apocalypse has come. That’s right, by calling the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and making them ride together all the way to Fiery Creek, the Town Council has kickstarted the end of our days. Yes, yes, be butthurt about it, complain about it, say that Vee would have known better, but you know what? Fuck Everything. Nothing makes sense anymore, because it’s the END. So you can go fuck yourself with your complaints, Fiery Creek. We shall all meet in Hell when this all ends, and we will all suffer eternal punishment for bringing this upon ourselves. Oh, wait, no, because thanks to Mary Clark there is no Hell at all, either, so welcome to an existence of nothingness, or more like, welcome to complete nonexistence. Fuck all of your polls, and fuck your opinions, too. The END is here now, and nothing really matters.