The following Public Service Announcement has been made public by Town Council on the 27th July 2016. Its aim is to let citizens know that:
- The Mural Painting serial killer is on the loose. He has been spotted in several places across town painting murals, and killing his victims with a brush. It has been confirmed that the serial killer is a man. He is extremely dangerous and should by no means be approached. Only magic users above rank X should try to confront or stop this brutal murderer.
- Cats and dogs are going to collaborate with the rest of the animal community to start a Forum in which animals can peacefully discuss animal rights, what it means to coexist peacefully in Fiery Creek and issues about race and xenophobia. Though there is no fixed date for this, it has been calculated that it may start in about a month, when all animal communities have elected their representatives. Please do not interfere with this process. Also, be careful, several violent groups have caused incidents in Fiery Creek.
- A couple of wolf-like creatures have been spotted in town. They have appeared at the same time in which the house of Yvette Johnson’s, director of the Fiery Creek General School for Adults, house has been destroyed once again. Ms Johnson is nowhere to be found, and it is not possible to know whether these feral creatures have anything to do with it. Just in case, don’t approach them. Everything seems to be quite dangerous this week, so if you sight any weird creature, do not approach it. You will probably die.
- As part of the negotiation with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Town Council is going to hold a meeting with them. The Four Horsemen are going to come to town to see what can be done about Literature Week, which is scheduled for October, exactly when the Horsemen are going to ride. We recommend that everyone gets their provisions ready for what might happen when the Horsemen visit us. You have been warned.