The following Public Service Announcement has been made public by Town Council on the 23rd June (29th June if the calendar worked normally) 2016. Its aim is to let citizens know that:
- Surprised as we are, a small part of Town Council has someehow managed to survive the hunt by Mayor Laura Garcia. There are only five of them left, and they are trapped in the Astral Plane of Suck. The Mayor is also alive, but has been left behind in Barbados just for safety, as she might go on an uncontrollable killing spree. Currently, shiba inu William Sato is leading the survivors of Town Council through the Astral Plane of Suck, in an attempt to get back to town. They won’t have to get the Mayor out of an Indian buffet, so they think they might be successful and be back pretty soon. They thank everyone for their concern and hope that everyone was OK during their absence.