The following Public Service Announcement has been made public by Town Council on the 22nd June 2016. Its aim is to let citizens know that:
- Instead of the usual Public Service Announcements this is going to be a summary of Town Council’s holiday in Barbados.
Town Council’s Holiday in Barbados: Part 3
Communications with the Council have been weird and scarce, but this is what we’ve gathered from them:
17 little Council members, on holiday in Barbados,
one got beheaded in the beach, and then there were 16.
16 little Council members, panicking over the murder,
one got shot in the face, and then there were 15.
15 litttle Council members, running around the island,
one couldn’t run fast enough, and then there were 14.
14 little Council members, escaping from the Mayor,
one believed her lie, and then there were 13.
13 little Council members, escaping in canoes,
one got hit by a cannonball, and then there were 12.
12 little Council members, united with a plan,
one tried to betray them, and then there were 11.
11 little Council members, luring Laura García,
one asked for mercy, and then there were 10.
10 little Council members, closing in on their prey,
one got stabbed in the neck, and then there were 9.
9 little Council members, trampling through the jungle,
one got hung by the neck, and then there were 8.
8 little Council members, trying to use magic,
one’s spell backfired, and then there were 7.
7 little Council members, screaming for help,
one’s head was crushed with a rock, and then there were 6.
6 little Council members, opening a portal,
the Mayor blasted a spell, and then there were none.