Fiery Creek Public Service Announcements, 18/05/2016

The following Public Service Announcement has been made public by Town Council on the 18th May 2016. Its aim is to let citizens know that:

  1. There are still two more days to move to the neighbourhoods that are available for each type of pet. However, due to availability problems of houses in certain sectors, the Town Council has extended a period of grace for 12 hours. Thus, pet owners will have until Saturday at noon to move to the neighbourhoods that have been assigned for cats and for dogs. Any activity of dogs and/or cats outside their respective delimited areas will be punished with a fine and imprisonment in the Gulag.
  2. Last week’s predictions have finally come true, and the town is currently surrounded by green flames. These flames cannot be extinguished, and no material can resist the fire which extends for hundreds of kilometres around our small town. Do not, by any means, attempt to go through the fire. This will cause a painful death, and the town police will not be able to help you in your agony. In the meantime, make sure you enjoy the fire for some quality family time doing some barbeques.
  3. The Spring Fair last weekend was a success. Thanks to everyone who cooperated by helping us put up the stalls and dismantle everything when the Fair was finished. On the other hand, the Town Council would like to warn the citizens that a bunch of highly venomous black mamba’s escaped their crate and have run loose around the town. Caution is advised, and it is recommended that under no circumstances should you open the door to a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses, as it may be a group of black mambas in disguise.
  4. Finally, the Town Council would like to remind the citizens of Fiery Creek that it is illegal to ask any visitor for their reasons to come to Fiery Creek. It is also illegal to start a conversation with them, but it is legal to follow a conversation that they started. If any such activity is spotted in town, it will be punished instantly by the police force.

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