Neighbours of Fiery Creek, 12/05/2016

This is a public space to send messages to neighbours, to strengthen our community bonds and resolving our disputes. No form of violent comments will be tolerated, so refrain from sending them to this forum. Thank you.

From D. near the centre. John, I have gone through your garden again. I have already told you that you should get ready of those horrible cacti that you have there and should plant petunias, like everyone else in our street. If you don’t change them soon, I’ll be forced to call the police to take disciplinary action.

From John. Doris, shut up with your f*cking petunias already. I’ve told you countless times that nothing else grows in this area. Deal with it, and get rid of those dead plants in your front yard.

From D. near the centre. This is not Doris. Also, you could be a little more polite in your responses. My comment was just for the good of the community.

From Liza. Of courze it’s Doreez. You are zo annoying wiz the flowerz. Thiz iz the dezert, juzt get uzed to it.

From Dom. Definitely Doris.

From Ryan. It’s Doris, obviously.

From D. near the centre. I’ve said I am not Doris! Customs are to be respected. Petunias have been grown in our street for the last 25 years, and that’s how things work. Immigrants and young people like you should get accustomed to the customs of the community you join, not destroy them.

From Eleanor. Doris, please. Calm down.

From BHKFWEHGERN. Found a toaster, is anyone interested?

From Ba’al, Prince of Hell. Andrew, remember that you are on duty this weekend. Make sure to clean the black goat’s cage, and feed it the organic grass. Also, primaries tomorrow. Make sure you all vote for the right candidate, SATAN! ALL HAIL SATAN!

From Minion of the Dark Warlock Overlord. Satan is corrupt! He may have fallen, but he is actually an angel, you shouldn’t vote for him! If you want real evil, as marked by the American tradition, you should vote for the DARK WARLOCK OVERLORD!!!

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